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Medjool to Become Giant Pot Club
Medjool, the recently shuttered bro bar and famed rooftop patio drink spot, is slated to become a distribution center for the noted terror drug known as marijuana.According to a plan circulated to...
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These Pickled Eggs Are Like an LSD Trip
That there is the $3 curried pickled egg plate from St. Vincent which, according to Chronicle food blogger Michael Bauer, is so good and technicolored, “you'd swear you were on an LSD trip.” From...
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Did Anyone Lose a Pair of Skis in Dolores Park?
I've been trying to figure out why these were even there in the first place. There wasn't any weird tag sale or anything, so I'm struggling to put it together, but these are my best guesses:Man...
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EXOTIC SPECIES SIGHTING: Juggalos on Valencia
The local Juggathological community was abuzz this afternoon following reports of rare exotic Juggalo sightings in downtown San Francisco. Although their natural habitat includes tents, trailer parks,...
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Dolores Park's Weed Truffle Dude Gets Big Spotlight in iOS 6's Maps
We here at Uptown Almanac haven't upgraded to iOS 6 yet because we were told the new maps are garbage, but looks like tech blog tantrums were full of their usual frantic shit because iOS Maps has all...
View ArticleEverything is Terrible at The Roxie
We think this trailer is enough proof as to why you should attend tonight's showing, but here are some words to go with it:This holiday season, Everything Is Terrible!, the world famous psychedelic...
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Christmas Comes Early This Year: Free Magic Mushrooms in Magical Park
Stumped on a stocking stuffer for the Hallucinogenic Harriet in your life? Look no further then our very own Golden Gate Park, where you can scoop up Psilocybe allenii specimens for free and the cops...
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The Fanciest Nightclub
Andrew Collins happened upon the city's fanciest nightclub, right in our backyard at El Patio in La Lengua. Unfortunately, the “food sucks.” Bummer.[Flickr]
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Ty Segall's New Video Reminds Me Why I'm Repulsed By the Human Body
The naked human body: what an awful sight. It's one that ought to be illegal. And thanks to Ty Segall's new video for “Thank God For The Sinners,” I'm once again reminded that we're all just a pair...
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Phone Booth Bans Only Remaining Reason to Go to Phone Booth
Well, that’s it. An end of an era. The neighborhood’s last tolerable bar that empowered us to puff our way through intoxication has banned the very act.We’re sure this news isn’t a big deal to many...
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Procrastinating Potheads Get Swept Up Into SF's Line-Standing Craze
San Francisco has long been famous for its masochistic lines for brunch and men's haircuts, which see throngs of well-to-doers thumb tirelessly at their iPhones to pass the time, beta testing the very...
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SOMA Sidewalk Now Possesses Ability to Terrify Drug-Addled Pedestrians
I can see it now: you're walking down 5th and Folsom on your way to Chevys Fresh Mex, doing drugs, and then this stupid scribble spoils the fun. Just awful.[via @themarin]
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Internet Drug Lord Behind Silk Road Arrested in SF
Silk Road, the anonymous online drug market responsible for trafficking $1.2b in narcotics and $80 million in commission since it launched in early 2011, was shut down by the FBI today after it's...
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San Francisco Declares Victory Against Dark Forces of Four Loko
Just in time for you to have forgotten that Four Loko still existed, especially since any memories of drinking it are probably pretty hazy, San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera has made a...
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